Key Safes – Being able to safely hide your keys is a basic human right. Whoever came up with this genius idea should be knighted immediately.
Waverley Bowlo – Bowling clubs are one of the pillars of Australian life, but greedy developers are hell bent on destroying them all to build more units.
Victor Radley – The Bronte local last month became the first born and bread Eastern Suburbs boy in serveral years to play first grade for the Roosters.
Amalgamation Backflip – Randwick, Waverley, and Woollahra Councils will continue to stand alone with forced amalgamation off the cards, for now.
Spring – It always brings a smile to our faces when September 1 arrives and you realise that there’s nine blissful months ahead until the next frigid winter.
Naming Rights – US clothing giant Abercrombie & Fitch has allegedly trademarked the name ‘Bondi Beach’, and is blocking Aussie businesses from using it.
Tummy Bugs – The inevitability of watching a spew bug quick rip through your family, knowing it’s only a matter of time until it’s your turn, is torturous.
Waverley Bowlo Proposal – Generally speaking, The Beast is a fan of Easts Group, but their proposed development of the Waverley Bowlo is nothing but greed.
Cancer Scares – The fear/prospect of being riddled with cancer is almost as bad as actually receiving an undesirable diagnosis. Either way, cancer sucks.
Telstra – Just when you think they’ve turned your corner, they cut your phone off for not paying a bill that they never actually sent you. F**k you Telstra.