Thumbs – December 2017

By The Beast on December 21, 2017 in Other

The best thing for kids since red cordial

THUMBS UP

CENTENNIAL PARK WILD PLAY GARDEN Giving your precious darling Eastern Suburbs children
a much-needed taste of the great outdoors.
JACARANDA TREES Is it just us or are the
jacarandas on steroids this year? Sydney’s purple sea of flowering trees never looked so good.
SUSHI KUN Arguably the freshest and most delicious sushi in Australia. Nick and his crew deserve a chef’s hat, or a Michelin star at least.
REMISSION There is no better word when you’ve spent two months nervously waiting and watching on as your brother gets taken to the brink.
FALLING HOUSE PRICES Yep, they’re coming down. “But house prices never go down.” Well, they are, and your interest rates are about to go up.
CHRISTMAS Regardless of your religious beliefs, today is all about spending time with family and friends and helping out those who may need a hand.

THUMBS DOWN

FORGETFULNESS Walking away from the ATM while your hard-earned $500 sits there waiting for some lucky prick to claim it.
ALCOHOL BANS You literally can’t have a beer anywhere outdoors in the Eastern Suburbs these days, except maybe in Centennial Park.
CIGGIE BUTT TOSSERS I actually witnessed a neuroscientist with a PhD tossing her cigarette butt on the ground the other day. God help us.
SHARTING That soul-destroying moment when an innocent fart becomes a smelly brown mess
in your pants.