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By Dan Hutton on June 16, 2016 in Other

Camels never forget.

Camels never forget.

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Beast Babies – Another little Hutton will be arriving this spring and we have high hopes that it will end all of our staffing woes in the future.

The Ments – When you’re reading this in rapidly cooling Sydney, we’ll be scoring perfect waves in the tropical Mentawais. Sorry, not sorry.

Cash For Cans – The state government’s container deposit scheme has an official launch date – July 2017. We think this is a very good thing.

Central Heating – There is nothing better than being toasty and warm in every room of your house, regardless of the plummeting ambient temperature.

Camels – When they’re not spitting in your face, camels are actually lovely creatures. They’ll be carrying people along Bondi Beach this month.

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Election Advertising – It’s all lies, spin and endless contradictions from both sides of the political spectrum and we’re about to be inundated by it.

Interest Rate Reductions – As long as interest rates continue to drop, house prices will continue to get even more ridiculous. It’s now officially a joke.

Salvio’s Shuts – One of the last great businesses of the Eastern Suburbs is hanging up the dancing shoes this month. ‘Progress’ is a real bitch sometimes.

Excessive Speed Bumps – Does the Eastgate car park really need so many speed bumps? It’s time to start billing Council for new shock absorbers.

Faulty Remote Controls – There is absolutely nothing in this world more frustrating than a temperamental television remote control. Nothing.

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