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May Thumbs

By Dan Hutton on May 21, 2015 in Other

Up – Richie Benaud – The great man who called Coogee home pulled up stumps during the month and he will be sorely missed.

Up – Online Grocery Shopping – Why the hell did we not get on this racket earlier? Now you never have to leave the house. Ever.

Up – Meat Pies – These delicious meat-filled pastries taste even better when as the mercury drops and a game of footy is their perfect complement.

Up – Illegal Downloads – Make the most of illegal downloading while you can, because Dallas Buyers Club is coming to get you!

Up – Global Table – This cracker of a multicultural food and arts festival in on at Bondi Junction on May 4 from 11am-4pm. Get there.

Down – Union Bullies – To the thugs who harassed business owners who chose to close on the Easter long weekend, give yourselves an uppercut.

Down – Laziness – Don’t expect to get ahead if you’re not willing to put in the hard yards. No one owes you anything. Don’t forget that.

Down – Morning Chill – It’s getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning. Strategically place uggies are the only solution.

Down – Maintenance – Owning stuff is great; having to maintain it in good working order is a pain in the arse.

Down – Slugs – Does anyone else have a problem with slugs sneaking into their house? We are being invaded by the slimey blighters.