UNSW to Become World’s Greatest Child Care Centre
Satire
The insatiable demand for outstanding child minding facilities among Eastern Suburbs parents has prompted the conversion of the University of New South Wales into the world’s largest elite child care centre. The transf...
Read More >If You’re Happy and You Know It
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At a Christmas gathering last year a mate of mine gave me a book, ‘The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2’. It was a simple but effective gift and certainly got the attention of the other dads. It immediately made...
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Music to My Ears
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At a time of celebration, music inevitably comes to mind. How better to express our happiness? Music is obviously important to all of our lives. It not only expresses our culture, it also defines and shapes our feelings....
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Fate of ‘Bondi Ranch’ to be Sealed by Bulldozers
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For five years, 5/43 Hall Street, Bondi was a squalid drug den littered with hoarded junk. Those who lived or worked in the area at the time would remember this period well. Over five years, the tenant at the time – a ...
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Clovelly Road Shop Closures a Sign of the Times
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Clovelly locals and others who frequently traverse Clovelly Road would be aware of the concerning number of shop vacancies in the retail hub at the top of the street. The closure of the much loved DeNavi’s Delish Deli ...
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Jurassic Parking: Is Free Parking a Thing of the Past?
News
When it comes to parking, the Eastern Suburbs is a dog-eat-dog nightmare. It’s almost impossible to find decent parking within reasonable walking distance of just about anything that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. Be...
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Bronte Mum’s Charity Making Waves Across the Pacific
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Hannah More has always called the Eastern Beaches home. Born and raised in Bronte and now living in Maroubra, Hannah and her family are familiar faces in the east. Her cafe, The Bogey Hole, is iconic to Bronte and has pl...
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Local Chick… Alicia Gonzalez from Bondi Beach
People
Alicia Gonzalez moved to Bondi from Spain two years ago, when she took up a job as a designer with Blakes of Sydney in Charing Cross. She shares her local favourites with The Beast… How long have you lived here? Two ye...
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Under the Influence
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With our world morphing into one big marketplace of materialism, envy and greed, the strangest by-product to emanate from society’s unfettered commercialism and consumerism is the ‘influencer’. In an intelligent, p...
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Monthly Mailbag – April 2019
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RUBBISH RUMMAGING – ILLEGAL OR JUST GROSS? Hi Beast – Firstly, love your publication. It’s wonderful and kudos to your team for the hard work. This morning I was annoyingly awoken by a lady going throug...
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