It’s The Unreliable Guide’s birthday soon and we couldn’t be more delighted. We have already started to sing 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club’ – “Go shorty, it’s your birthday, we gonna party like it’s your ...

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For a country as small as Australia, our nation has some very big issues to deal with. While the east coast was burning and flooding, a revolution akin to the Eureka Stockade was simmering in the far north-west of Austra...

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Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 Quit whining about the temperature and enjoy this hot weather while it lasts. You’ll be freezing your tits off in a few months. Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 You can escape to just about anywhere in the worl...

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The Unreliable Guide has been thinking about hate. The first stage of professor Gregory Stanton’s paper on ‘The 8 Stages of Genocide’ is the division of people into “them and us”. Once you’ve decided who’s ...

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Students of Waverley College were elated to learn that they are guaranteed a long and prosperous career after old boy Scott Cam was appointed National Careers Ambassador. The ambassadorial role was created to encourage y...

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There are so many issues to cover within my 500-word limit this month, but let’s see if I can achieve a seamless merger between topics. First up, the deadly coronavirus… The virus’ source is suspected to be lin...

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Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 Book yourself in for a colonoscopy. It’ll be worth it just for the chat with the specialist, they’re great for a yarn those blokes. Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 Stop being such an impatient prick. Just...

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As America, the UK and Australia struggle under an Axis of Incompetence, The Unreliable Guide has been wondering what makes a good leader. Leadership is defined as ‘the action or ability to lead a group of people or an...

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Australia is the greatest nation on earth, and Australia Day is the best opportunity for Eastern Suburbs residents to join their fellow patriots in proudly displaying their national pride. After all, the beloved leader o...

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As the east coast of Australia burns due to our nation’s arrogant indifference to climate change, the self-deluding craziness of our selfish society really begins to emerge. We have the absent prime minister placing it...

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