The Ancient Greeks had Socrates, the Protestants had Wesley and New South Wales has Dominic Perrottet – a man who embodies the greed, individualism, hypocrisy and religious fervour that threatens to pervade Austral...

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Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Don’t bother trying to save. You’ll never accumulate a nest egg, so enjoy your money and spend like there’s no tomorrow. Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 You’re way too accepting of arseholes. Don...

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The renovation of the COOGEE BAY HOTEL will see the entire suburb of COOGEE engorged and expanded in order to complement yet another Sydney developer’s great compensatory phallus. As the COOGEE BAY HOTEL swells upwards...

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Our twenty-one-year-old cat died this month. Some cats are bastards, but he was a top lad. He really changed my idea of what a cat can be. Some cats are no more attached to you than an Airbnb guest, but he was a loyal, f...

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In my role as self-appointed COVID ambassador, I genuinely envy the anti-COVID protestors with their self-assuredness and willingness to blatantly protest vaccine mandates and public health measures proven to save lives ...

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Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Just because you keep waking up in the middle of the night super horny, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to FaceTime your ex at 4am. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Anyone carrying a yoga mat in public can...

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Waverley, Randwick and Woollahra Councils have combined to develop the DogDobber app and rid the Eastern Suburbs of the scourge of irresponsible dog owners. The world-first initiative will allow residents to dob in a dog...

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The Unreliable Guide has several friends who are house-hunting at the moment and it’s not going well for any of them. Some are looking to buy, others to rent, some want a new city pad, others, thanks to lockdown, want ...

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COVID has truly been an inconvenience for the yummy mummies of the East. While the people of the Western Suburbs have happily endured isolation doing what comes naturally – watching TV, existing on VB and McDonalds...

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Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Now that you’ve got your ‘freedom’, you’ll pine for the good ol’ days when you could easily avoid your friends and colleagues. Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 You should urgently sort out your s...

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