Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 Despite leaving no stone unturned, the origin of the foul-smelling fluff in your undies will remain unknown. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Your parents may be bloody annoying, but at the end of the day you’...

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Recent events have reminded The Unreliable Guide of Euripides’s quote, “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” Being a fairly wise bloke, he also realised that, “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand re...

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Scott Morrison and his family have been forcibly removed from the Sutherland Shire and sent back to Morrison’s birthplace, the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. The Prime Minister, his wife and two daughters were kicked out o...

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Australian politicians love a good old Royal Commission or Parliamentary Inquiry to divert the media’s attention away from the plight of fluffy animals and climate change. There’s nothing more cleansing to the soul t...

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Virgo Aug 23-Sep 23 Whatever it is that’s been getting on your nerves for a while, you need to deal with it now so you can move on with your life. Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 Although you think that smoking hot work colleague ...

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Wedding Cake Island has become the first piece of the Commonwealth of Australia to be formally ceded to China as the emerging superpower looks to expand its presence in our region. According to a document leaked exclusiv...

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Undirected or child-driven play, where kids get to run amok and have fun without adult interference, is so important to their development that it has been recognised by the United Nations as a human right. According to p...

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Warning: This article may offend readers who are of the belief that the prime minister should be respected regardless of their conduct and actions. As a staunch advocate of a secular Australia I am uncomfortable with the...

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Leo Jul 23-Aug 22 You should start doing a few squats, otherwise that arse of yours will be hanging somewhere between your knees and ankles. Virgo Aug 23-Sep 23 The person sitting closest to you at work is a thief and th...

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The Unreliable Guide doubts any woman who chooses to terminate her pregnancy does so lightly, but many women have no legal right to choose at all. Recently, nine US states successfully challenged the American constitutio...

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