Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 Continue to wear a mask once restrictions have eased further, purely so people are protected from your pungent breath. Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 An unexpected windfall is on the horizon, but no matter how ...

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The failure of Waverley Council to enforce the laws that prohibit dogs from entering Mackenzies Bay has led to the relaxation of a raft of other laws pertaining to public places in the Eastern Suburbs. Dogs are prohibite...

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Two years into the COVID pandemic and Pearl is detecting an air of hopelessness as each day morphs into yet another day of masks, vaccines, PCRs, RAT hunting, QR codes and quarantine. There’s the obscene price of petro...

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Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Your work should fit in around your leisure, not the other way around, despite no one ever having achieved this. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Letting yourself go over the Christmas period will have l...

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Patriotic fervour courses through the veins of the joyful populace of L’Australie on this annual day of celebration. The tricolore informs the aesthetic from La Perouse to Vaucluse as loyal subjects commemorate the arr...

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The Unreliable Guide has been thinking about common sense. The fact that this sense is called ‘common’ makes it sound innate, something we all have, but over the last few months I’ve started to seriously doubt that...

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The Ancient Greeks had Socrates, the Protestants had Wesley and New South Wales has Dominic Perrottet – a man who embodies the greed, individualism, hypocrisy and religious fervour that threatens to pervade Austral...

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Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Don’t bother trying to save. You’ll never accumulate a nest egg, so enjoy your money and spend like there’s no tomorrow. Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 You’re way too accepting of arseholes. Don...

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The renovation of the COOGEE BAY HOTEL will see the entire suburb of COOGEE engorged and expanded in order to complement yet another Sydney developer’s great compensatory phallus. As the COOGEE BAY HOTEL swells upwards...

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Our twenty-one-year-old cat died this month. Some cats are bastards, but he was a top lad. He really changed my idea of what a cat can be. Some cats are no more attached to you than an Airbnb guest, but he was a loyal, f...

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