As COVID Ambassador, Pearl is all too aware of the plethora of middle class issues that have arisen from Australia’s isolation from the rest of the world, and I am saddened to hear that ‘gender disappointment’ is o...

Gemini May 22-Jun 21 Mutual blackhead management is the epitome of a symbiotic relationship and should be embraced by all couples. Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 Put all of your eggs in one basket, because there will always be som...

Randwick City residents are being encouraged to adopt the entire council following the enormous success of the council’s innovative ‘Adopt a Drain’ initiative, which asked ratepayers to care for a public facility t...

Wait… what? Did you actually take a second to read this? Are you still here? In which case, congratulations, you may well have an attention span way above average. Studies suggest that our addiction to technology has s...

Pearl received a phone call from God last week. There I was, recumbent on my couch, doped up on Valium and red wine, binge-watching Unit One on SBS when the Big Lady (and I don’t mean Gina Rinehart) calls, directing me...

Taurus Apr 21-May 21 Earn some good karma by flicking a few bucks to a cancer charity like The Leukaemia Foundation or Dreams2Live4. Gemini May 22-Jun 21 Buy a teddy bear to cuddle at night. They’ve got ones that can p...

Darkness enveloped the land. A depressing grey pall hung heavily over the land and fomented despicable violence which entrenched anger, frustration, despair and fear in those victimised by birth. Toxic masculinity leeche...

Unless you’ve been asleep, you will have heard the expression ‘woke’, meaning a perceived awareness of social issues and injustice, especially racism. Now, ‘woke’ seems worn out, reduced to a pseudonym/insult f...

Pearl is taking a short break from her COVID Ambassadorship role to direct readers’ attention to the plight of Christian Porter, Australia’s former Attorney General and protector of the rule of law. I look at Porter,...

Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 Every P-plater is a shit driver – there are no exceptions – and one of them is going to cost you an absolute fortune this month. Taurus Apr 21-May 21 Your so-called healthy home-cooked mea...