Beardy from Hell – October 2019

Satire

Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 Despite leaving no stone unturned, the origin of the foul-smelling fluff in your undies will remain unknown. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Your parents may be bloody annoying, but at the end of the day you’...

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Specialty Coffee, Zero Waste

Food

If you’re wandering down to the corner of Clovelly Road and Gilderthorpe Avenue to do your laundry anytime soon, you will be sorely disappointed. Gone is the laundromat and in its place, Cat & Cow Coffee, a fine li...

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Crispy Pork Wontons with Asian Salad and Caramelised Pineapple

Food

Wontons are one of my favourite things to eat. In soups, salads or just on their lonesome with a drizzle of soy, they are moreish and delicious and they take me back to my childhood, having noodle soups at my local Chine...

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Nature and Nurture

Other

As we head into summer the population of Bondi begins to swell. The famous stretch of sand and its surrounds transform as people from all walks of life come to experience what it has to offer. Bondi Beach is the ultimate...

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In Praise of Small Business

Other

I love small businesses. They keep my life afloat. Just about every aspect of my personal life has me interfacing with a small business. Whether it’s a leaky tap, messy hair, a quick meal or a bunch of flowers, my need...

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A World in Union

Sport

We all have our favourite sporting events. Whether it be the extremely corrupt FIFA World Cup, bingo night at the local RSL or Wimbledon, we all have that one sporting event that gives us a heightened sense of anticipati...

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The Unreliable Guide To… Friends

Satire

Recent events have reminded The Unreliable Guide of Euripides’s quote, “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” Being a fairly wise bloke, he also realised that, “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand re...

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Capturing Climate Opportunities

Other

Albert Einstein said, “In the midst of every crisis, lies great opportunity.” As carbon concentrations increase, so does the rate of climate change. Call it a crisis or emergency, it’s hard to stay positive while g...

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The Shire Sends ScoMo Back to Where He Came From

Satire

Scott Morrison and his family have been forcibly removed from the Sutherland Shire and sent back to Morrison’s birthplace, the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. The Prime Minister, his wife and two daughters were kicked out o...

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Put Away Your Phone and Put Pen to Paper

News

I’m genuinely surprised that there aren’t more accidents and general chaos as a result of our ridiculous dependency on mobile phones. Whether you’re on a bus, at the pub or walking down the street, you’re guarant...

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