Beardy from Hell – December 2019

Satire

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Before placing the vacuum cleaner on your genitals, carefully check the settings and make sure no one can see into your room. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 You are a goat, so you should behave like on...

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Roasted Pork Loin with Pumpkin, Sage, Apple, Bacon and Macadamia Stuffing

Food

Keep the Christmas Day kitchen mayhem to a minimum and still wow the table with this delicious roast pork loin and stuffing recipe. It’s all about injecting lots of flavour into the pork with the stuffing. Apples and s...

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Authentic Italian Made to Share

Food

Regan Porteous boasts an impressive resume that includes Heston Blumenthal’s The Fat Duck, Gordon Ramsay’s Michelin-starred Maze, the famed Zuma and popular Sydney venues such as Toko, Riley St Garage, Tequila Mockin...

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The Wheels on the Bus…

Other

If we think about the distinguishing features of our Eastern Suburbs, beaches probably come first, then lots of schools and churches perhaps, medium density housing, fairly narrow streets and a good smattering of parks, ...

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Creating Memories, Not Garbage

Other

Roll up your festive sleeves, folks, the silly season’s almost here. It’s also the time us Aussies create 30 per cent more waste than any other period. That’s a whole lot more stuff going to landfill (think packagi...

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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Other

I have a confession to make. Since recently becoming a dog owner I’ve slowly developed an interest in animal behaviour. In particular, what it is about my dog that makes him do what he does. Like people, each dog has t...

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The Unreliable Guide To… Stay-at-Home Kids

Satire

If you’re twenty-something in the Eastern Suburbs, you probably can’t afford to buy your own place unless your folks are rich and generous. Even renting may be an impossibility, which may make you feel like a failure...

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Putting Smiles on Sick Kids’ Dials

News

It’s that time of year again – Wardy is back to spread joy and help us all get in the festive spirit! Avid readers of The Beast already know all about the wonderful human that is Mal Ward. But for those of you wh...

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Proposed Trial to Ease Alcohol Restrictions in Local Parks

News

Waverley Council has been debating the age-old question of whether or not local residents deserve to be treated like adults. The current alcohol prohibition across public areas supports the long-standing belief (unfortun...

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Celebrate Christmas at St Luke’s Clovelly’s Street Party

News

Fancy a street party this Christmas season? The wonderful people at St Luke’s Anglican Church in Clovelly are throwing a festive shin-dig on Sunday, December 8. The event will take place on the corner of Arden and Varn...

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