Beardy From Hell – November

By Beardy from Hell on October 27, 2011 in Other

Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22

If you want more from life then you must make some changes. Keep doing what you always did, and you’ll keep getting what you always got.

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 22

Avoid medical centre waiting rooms. By the time you actually get in to see a doctor you will probably be feeling better anyway.

Capricorn Dec 23-Jan 20

Put off your Christmas shopping. No matter how organised you are you will still find yourself in a panic in Westfield on Christmas Eve.

Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19

Your current occupation is making you dumber. If you don’t start challenging yourself soon this brain damage will become permanent.

Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20

Encouraging your easily-led friends to do stupid things in public will result in them going too far and getting everyone in trouble.

Aries Mar 21-Apr 20

Spend less money on stuff you don’t need or you’ll regret it when the shit hits the fan and you’re left with an empty bank account.

Taurus Apr 21-May 20

If any cafe ever charges you over $4 for a regular coffee it is your duty to confront them and bring attention to their thieving ways.

Gemini May 21-Jun 21

Your circle of friends is holding you back from achieving your goals. It’s hard to sore like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.

Cancer Jun 22-Jul 23

If you haven’t locked in a plan for New Year’s Eve by the end of this month you will most probably end up spending it at home by yourself.

Leo Jul 24-Aug 23

Crying children are not your problem and you should not be expected to tolerate their noise pollution. Take action.

Virgo Aug 24-Sep 23

Buy a cool new kitchen appliance this month and watch your life improve dramatically. There is a whole new world waiting for you.

Libra Sep 24-Oct 23

Bored of the real world and life in general? Download the first four series’ of True Blood and escape from reality in Bon Temps for a week.