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By Dan Hutton on June 8, 2017 in Other

Inspirational.

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The Environment – June 5 is World Environment Day, a timely reminder to be conscious of the effects that your actions have on the environment.

Puffer Jackets – Daggy as they may be, these lightweight warmth providers are like a sleeping bag with sleeves and make winter much more bearable.

Lifeguards – The heart-wrenching episode of Bondi Rescue in which the boys performed a double resuscitation was the most dramatic thing I’ve ever seen.

Clovelly Crocodiles – This great little rugby league club marks its 100-year anniversary with a gala dinner on June 17. Visit www.clovellycrocodiles.com.au.

Victor – Clovelly’s Tim Glendinning, a good mate of The Beast from back in the day, passed away last month. He will be sorely missed by many.

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Cocaine – Cocaine is bad. Lots of people die in order for you to stuff it up your privileged nose. It is also illegal. It really isn’t that hard to understand.

Moral Dilemmas – It always feels good to do the right thing, even if it means sacrificing something. That said, the decision making process is torture.

Debt – It seems like everyone has got, including our federal government, and it’s going to cause a hell of a lot of headaches in the coming years.

Mouldy/Yeasty Wetsuits – The water temp and wind chill have really kicked in now, so dust off that yeasty wetsuit that’s been stagnating all summer.

Pneumonia – Don’t take that chesty cough for granted. Get to your doctor now and grab some meds. There is nothing nice about pneumonia.