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HOW TO IMPROVE SEXUAL CONFIDENCE

The most important issue that affects our sexual satisfaction is sexual confidence. It’s easy to imagine that most people are sexually confident; why wouldn’t they be? After all, the media is always publishing stories about celebrities and other famous people talking about their sexual lives and exploits. We often assume that our friends, colleagues and […]

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PASSING THROUGH THE ‘PASSAGE OF THE TRIGGER FISH’

The Solomon Islands is an archipelago of 922 islands in the southern Pacific Ocean, northeast of Australia between Papua New Guinea and Vanuatu. One of these islands is Tavanipupu, located off the southeast coast of Guadalcanal between Towara’o Island and Marapa Island in Marua Sound. The name Tavanipupu was enough for my ears to prick […]

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A LITTLE SLICE OF PARADISE

With our New Year’s resolutions either kicking in or long forgotten, it’s time to get down to focusing on what we want from today, this month, this year and, well, what we want from our lives. How were your holidays? Take a moment to stop, remember, smile, laugh and cry at the memories made, the […]

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THE UNRELIABLE GUIDE TO SURVIVING VALENTINE’S DAY

Who was Saint Valentine anyway? Google him and no one is quite sure if he even existed, but, somehow, celebrating him has become a multi-billion dollar industry promoting guilt and misery. There’s even a film about the whole awful nonsense – the 2009 release, ‘I Hate Valentine’s Day’. Hate it we may, but surveys like […]

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HONEYMOONERS (AND THE MIDDLE CLASS THEY REPRESENT) NEED TO HARDEN UP

After a boozy New Year’s Eve in Camden listening to 2WS’s Juke Box Saturday Night with my friend Tonnie, Pearl awoke to the sound of a howling greyhound and a squawking Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo, and a disturbing front-page story on the Sydney Morning Herald iPad app. While it’s hard to imagine such natural ‘alarm clocks’ in […]

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Has Bondi Reached ‘Peak Café’?

Have you noticed how many cafes and restaurants Bondi is home to? Noticed also that whenever a ‘For Lease’ sign goes up it is inevitably a food venture that moves in? And when a new development opens, what tends to fill the commercial space below? You guessed it: more cafes and restaurants. Well, Rupert here […]

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LION ISLAND – UNPRETENTIOUS AND QUINTESSENTIALLY AUSTRALIAN ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

Lion Island are a home-grown hard rock band from the southern end of the Central Coast, featuring Rob Staines (guitar and vocals), Bob Trigg (drums), Arran Pratt (bass) and a bit of Eastern Suburbs flavour in the form of Johannes Leak (rhythm guitar) thrown in for good measure. Bringing back the fuzzy guitars and crunching […]

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Dog for Adoption – Hera

Hera Age 5 Years Sex Female Breed Shepherd x Cattle Dog Weight 17.5kg Hera, named after the Goddess of Motherhood, came from the pound pregnant and had three pups. She looks like a mini Shepherd. She is a very intelligent, obedient girl. She is a bit timid with strangers, but soon warms up when they […]

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February Thumbs

Up Romance – Valentine’s Day is on its way again. If you save all your romance for one (cliched) day of the year, you’re not romantic, you’re a cold-hearted c**t. Keep Cups – Last year, we here at The Beast would’ve used in excess of 1000 takeaway coffee cups. That’s a lot of waste. This […]

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Letters – Feb 2017

LEAVE YOUR BUTTS IN THE BIN Hey smokers, Take your cigarette butts with you. Don’t stub them out under your foot and think they’re mashed into non-existence. Don’t thumb them into cracks in the concrete or the rocks at Clovelly, or anywhere else. Don’t leave them in the sand thinking they’ll biodegrade, or not thinking […]

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