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Star Signs – June 2018

Gemini May 22-Jun 21 Pay more attention to that thing between your legs. You’ve neglected it lately and it will seek revenge if you don’t give it some love soon. Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 Similar to reading tea leaves, you have the rare gift of seeing the future in a piece of used toilet paper. […]

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A Bong-Free Trip Down Memory Lane

By the time I was old enough to get my driver’s licence, surfing and smoking pot was a huge part of my life and regular road trips to Seal Rocks, Crescent Head, Angourie, Lennox Head, Byron Bay and the Gold Coast had become the norm. The big difference was that in those mad days the […]

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Lessons for Life: Bronte Public School Leading the Way

“Children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way,” sang Whitney Houston in one of her all-time favourite songs. And it certainly seems that learning good habits while we’re still young is far easier than un-learning bad habits when we are older. Clare Baptist, assistant principal at Bronte Public School, believes […]

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Lose Weight for Better Sex!

Some months ago I had a telephone session with a man in his early thirties. He’s been married for five years and he and his wife have been trying to conceive a baby for about three years, with no success. He told me he always had a low libido but, with the added pressure, he […]

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The Winter Blues

The end of autumn brings about mixed feelings for me. As a keen surfer, there is a definite upside; it means fewer people in the water and therefore less competition for waves, which are considered to be of superior quality at this time of year. The downside? It’s time to dust off the steamer and […]

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The Unreliable Guide To… TripAdvisor (and all other online review sites)

The Unreliable Guide has mixed feelings about review sites. We all tend to believe word-of- mouth recommendations and this is a weakness. These sites give the impression that they are providing unbiased, truthful reviews written by people just like you. But can we really believe that? Is ‘Terri from Malabar’ a real person, or is […]

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When to Read The Beast

The Beast is the premier publication in the English-speaking world. Its award-winning contributors lavish upon their readers a monthly gift of fantastic photos, carefully crafted features, thoroughly researched investigative articles, side-splitting humour, soul-inspiring astrology and flippant, irresponsible satire. But in today’s fast-paced, time-poor world, who has time to read? Despair no more, for this month […]

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The Beast’s Monthly Mailbag – June 2018

Local Councils 101 – An Introduction Local councils, love them or hate them, are here to stay. Over the years I have been reading the various letters in The Beast, many of which seem to be against the local councils, whether it be Randwick, Waverley or Woollahra, and what they are doing or have done. […]

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Star Signs – May 2018

Taurus Apr 21-May 21 Putting on a fancy outfit and going to the races does not make you a celebrity… until you have your first line of coke. Gemini May 22-Jun 21 The only way you’re going to be able to afford to live in the Eastern Suburbs is by gambling at least 50% of […]

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