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WHAT MEN WILL BE WEARING IN SPRING/SUMMER 2018

Runway shows from the recent Men’s Fashion Weeks showcased models in some outrageous sculptural pieces, sequins, and really short shorts, but thankfully there were also loads of pieces for men to actually wear, and some new ways to wear what they already own. Here’s a roundup of what men will be wearing and how they’ll […]

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WHY DO WOMEN OFTEN FAKE AN ORGASM?

Some time ago a 23-year-old woman came to see me. She had had a few short-term relationships with boyfriends, but never achieved an orgasm with any of them while having penetrative sex. They didn’t seem to worry about it much and neither did she, because she never had a problem having an orgasm on her […]

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EVERY WANT IS A NEED FOR THE WHINGERS AND WUSSES OF THE EAST

A philosophical Pearl often questions whether she is living in an altered state of reality. One day I’m assisting pensioners to balance a budget while I’m placating a yummy mummy who cannot cope with her children despite the live-in nanny, the following week I’m waging a war with Abstudy and listening to my great-nephew whinge […]

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LOCAL CHICK… MELISSA MARTIN FROM BRONTE

Clovelly resident Melissa Martin was born and raised in Bronte and she now runs Studio Calypso, arguably the best boutique design studio the Eastern Beaches area has ever known. She shares her local favourites with The Beast… How long have you lived here? I’ve lived here as long as I can remember. I was born […]

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BONDI AMUSEMENT PARK FAILS TO RAISE WINTER’S BONE

Having just returned from a trip to Hobart’s Dark Mofo festival, I lobbed up to Bondi for brunch with a friend at Speedo’s and was immediately confronted by a large erection in the middle of the beach. Such a sight is not uncommon in the summer months when amorous backpackers take to the bay and […]

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LOCAL BLOKE… STUART MCKAY FROM COOGEE

Physiotherapist Stuart McKay has lived in Coogee for the past nine years and recently opened his own practice on Clovelly Road. He shares his local favourites with The Beast… How long have you lived here? I’ve lived in the Eastern Suburbs all my life, and in Coogee for the past nine years. What’s your favourite […]

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LOCAL COMIC VICTORIA ZERBST PROVES THE DICKHEADS WRONG

If we had a dollar for every time we’d heard some dude shrug and say, “Women just aren’t funny, man,” we would literally have all the dollars in the world. The sexist misconception that women are innately less humorous than men is ideologically concerning on a societal level, but for female comics, it is worse […]

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Remembering Coogee Crooner Tommy Rayburn

While lamenting the demise of the ‘good old days’ can sometimes seem like a fatalistic kind of attitude, there is also much value in remembering and honouring an older, more traditional way of consuming culture. Local Coogee performer Tommy Rayburn (real name Tom Dunnigan) passed away in mid-June this year at the ripe old age […]

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A Lasting Legacy – NEIL PERRY

Where are you originally from? Sydney. I was born in Kogarah Hospital and grew up in a place called Bald Face Point, which is not very far from Tom Uglys Bridge, and the very famous Paul’s Hamburgers, which was a bit of a hang for my family and myself when I was younger. How much […]

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GO WEST, LIFE IS FRUITFUL THERE

There has to be more to life than loitering around Bondi Junction, aimlessly annoying frantic yummy mummies hot-trotting it to the 9am Bikram yoga class. So I’ve opted to put aside this tedium to jet over to the posher climes in Perth, to the burbs inhabited by Twiggy Forrest and the Big G. Once there […]

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