August Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down

By The Beast on August 20, 2013 in Other

If Tony’s a misogynist then Julian’s a misandrist

Up – Perspective – While winter sucks, on July 2 the top temp in Sydney was 19 degrees. In London, where it’s summer, it was 18 degrees.

Down – Labor Party Musical Chairs – Now that Julia is gone, who will knife Kevin when everyone remembers that he’s actually a dick.

Up – Real-time Bus Info SMS Service – Forget timetables, just SMS your bus stop number to 0488 TXT BUS for some reliable bus info.

Down – Sore Losers – We’re not fans of sports people who start fights when they’re getting flogged. Learn to lose with dignity people.

Up – Interns – Who doesn’t love a bit of free labour? Thanks to Tristan and Charlotte for all their hard work this month!

Down – Inhospitable Hospitality Workers – When we pay $4 for a coffee and $15 for eggs on toast we expect some effing service!

Up – Head Torches – Don’t waste time and money installing outdoor lighting. winter barbecuing is a breeze with a trusty head torch.

Down – Wet Weather Washing Build-Up – Spending the first few sunny days after rain trying to do all the washing is worse than the rain itself.

Up – The Ashes – Win or lose, there is nothing better than doing battle with the filthy Poms. Come on Aussies – it’s time to reclaim the urn!

Down – Whale Harassment – To the bloke who got whaled by a whale: you got what you deserved. Please give these big creatures space.