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Anti-Valentine’s Day Feast

By ugc on February 12, 2016 in

For one day only we are serving up a feast that requires unattractiveness while being eaten and garlic because you won’t be kissing anyone.

Food Specials:

Seeded BBQ pork ribs

Slow roasted garlic beef ribettes

Smoked maple lamb ribs

Buttermilk drummer sticks

Lonely Hearts Club bucket: Warm sticky date pudding with vanilla ice cream, dulce de leche and banana topping.