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Beardy from Hell – August

By Beardy from Hell on August 12, 2021 in Other

Leo Jul 23-Aug 22
Despite an abundance of well-intentioned family and friends, the only person you can rely on in this world is you.

Virgo Aug 23-Sep 23
Give a lazy man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a lazy man to fish and he’ll end up dying of starvation.

Libra Sep 24-Oct 23
It’s time to invest in some fresh new underwear and discard your rotting, fungus-filled ‘old faves’ for good.

Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22
You need to learn how to let go of a good thing at the right time, before the novelty wears off and it becomes a bad thing.

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21
Take your lover on the romantic holiday they’ve been pushing for, so you can be more enthusiastic about going back to work.

Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20
You’ve probably got a week or two to start getting into shape, before it’s too late and you’ll be fat for another summer.

Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19
End an argument and move on once you’ve gotten your own way. Humiliating someone won’t advance your own self-interest.

Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20
Be careful not to apply the unreasonable standards you expect of others onto yourself. You’re special and deserve exception.

Aries Mar 21-Apr 20
Despite your lack of education and skills, you are superior to the average person because you reside in the Eastern Suburbs.

Taurus Apr 21-May 21
If you’re not on the receiving end of at least two or three government grants or subsidies, it’s time to change industries.

Gemini May 22-Jun 21
Try to postpone making any important decisions that can’t be changed at a later date, at least until your judgement improves.

Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22
There are valuable lessons to be learned in every conflict, so start as many arguments as possible in the interest of self-growth.

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