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By Dan Hutton on July 7, 2017 in Other

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Locals –
How good is winter in the Eastern Suburbs?! Sure, it can be cold and miserable at times, but when the visitors vacate, it’s such a lovely place to be.

The Halfway Mark – Yep, we’re halfway through another year. If the second half goes as fast as the first, it’ll be Christmas is two shakes of a lamb’s tail.

Clark Removals – If you’re moving house, Zac, Kate, and the crew from Clark Removals in Coogee are the best. They make moving as painless as possible.

The Northern Illawarra –
If you’re looking for an easy weekend escape, look no further than the likes of Coledale, Austinmer, Thurroul and surrounds.

Nice Neighbours – We’d pay an extra hundred bucks a week in rent for the guarantee of good neighbours. No one wants to have a dickhead next door.

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Gimmicks – Ice rinks, camels, and now a 32-metre-high ferris wheel. Has Bondi has become as desperate for attention as its Instagram-loving residents?

Moving House – Even with awesome removalists, moving house is a torturous experience. On the bright side, though, throwing shit out is quite cathartic.

NBN Co. – Made an appointment, told to be home for a four-hour period on a particular day, NBN technician fails to show. What a f**king joke!

Waterlogged Vivid – We’re big fans of Vivid, but the drenching Sydney received for its last couple of weeks didn’t make it very enjoyable.

Terror Anxiety – Speaking of Vivid, did anyone else feel a little bit nervous in a relatively confined space with thousands of other people around? We did.