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March Thumbs

By Dan Hutton on March 19, 2015 in Other

Up – Magnifying Glasses – If you had one on hand last month you would’ve found reading our February edition much more enjoyable.

Down – Personalised Number Plates – Nothing says westy FCKHED quite like a set of obnoxious, self-absorbed personalised number plates.

Up – Bondi Rescue – Season 10 of Bondi Rescue hits screens in March. That’s one more season than Seinfeld. They’ve won more Logies than Seinfeld too.

Down – Moving Box Disposal – What are you actually meant to do with those stupidly big cardboard boxes once you’ve moved house?

Up – Footy Season – It’s only March, but footy season is already getting into full swing. Now is the time to upgrade that Foxtel package, stat.

Down – Childcare Queues – Besides applying before the seed is sown, what does one have to do to get a kid into childcare in this part of the world?

Up – Bonds – This great Aussie brand is having somewhat of a renaissance (in our humble opinion), regardless of who owns it now. We love our Bonds.

Down – Bin Day – Are we the only ones that always forget to put our bins out and only realise just as the noisy garbage truck is driving down the street?

Up – Remote Controlled Garage Doors – Nothing feels as cool as clicking a button and sliding straight into your garage without having to exit the car.

Down – Battery Life – Can someone please invent an iPhone that lasts longer than 8 hours without needing to be recharged? Does our heads in.