Twisted Fortunes I really enjoy the twisted fortunes appearing each month in The Beast’s star signs. Clearly the author, Beardy from Hell, is a keen wit and rather pleasantly twisted as well. In his pic he looks like a...

AGE 6 months SEX Female BREED Lab X Siberian WEIGHT 16kg Bowie came from the pound with a fractured hip, but she can now run and play with other dogs. She is a gentle, calm girl for her age, sleeps though the night and c...

Up THE OLYMPICS – We completely forgot to mention the Olympics in the last edition of The Beast, but that’s not to say we don’t love the Games! NEW ARRIVALS – The Beast family will be growing by one at the end of...

Cyclists are like the wind farms and solar panels of the transport world – annoying, unsightly and often noisy. As a group they represent a socialist conspiracy, the purpose of which is to bring down the car manufactur...

AGE 5 months SEX Female BREED Bull Arab X WEIGHT 17.4kg Lola is a sweet, active, playful pup, but she has her calm times and she sleeps through the night without disturbance. She is social with other dogs. Lola is lookin...

Dressing in stylish workout gear all day, whether for exercising or not, has become one of the most persistent clothing trends of the past couple of years. You may call it comfortable, or you may call it plain lazy, but ...

Frigatebirds are spectacular, majestic and impressive birds, three species of which breed in Australian territory. Of these, Christmas Island Frigatebirds are more or less restricted to Christmas Island, as their name su...