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Not The Mothering Type

I’m just not the mothering type. It could be the screaming. I think that is the main reason. I can’t handle that blood curdling screeching noise they make when they are crying, when they are happy, even when they jus...

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Dog For Adoption – Bart

Age | 6 years Sex | Male Breed | Foxy x Italian Greyhound Weight | 6.7kg Bart is a happy, friendly boy and he likes to get to know new acquaintances slowly. He needs a little encouragement to walk, but once he gets going...

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Beardy From Hell – December 2014

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23-Dec 22 The whole living by the beach thing hasn’t really worked for you. It’s time to call it quits and be one of those really white people that lives in Newtown. CAPRICORN Dec 23-Jan 20 Ca...

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Dog For Adoption – Agatha

Age | 11 years Sex | Female Breed | Jack Russell x Weight | 5.7kg Agatha is a very sweet, easy-going girl. She has bred many pups in her time but now she is looking for a life of her own where she can be spoilt. Agatha l...

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Dog For Adoption – Baker

Age | 8 years Sex | Male Breed | Foxy X Maltese Weight | 7.5kg Barker is a very social boy and he loves the company of other dogs. He is incredibly good with older children, but young children could be at risk, particula...

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What About The Plan, Eric?

“What happened to the friggin’ plan, Eric?” Steve was as white as Casper Verwer, the local friendly ghost. “I nearly lost a bloody limb out there!” Luckily there was now a safe barrier between our hero, Steve, ...

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Rupert’s Non-Exhaustive List Of Targets For Slightly Less Murderous Terrorists

It’s a word the strikes fear into the hearts of many commuters, football stadium attendees and nightclub patrons: terrorism. But does this three-syllable word, regularly trotted out by politicians and the media alike, ...

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Can Men Suffer From Menopause?

Do fewer erections and less interest in sex sound familiar? We know mood swings, hot flushes, low libido and depression can be some of the hormonal changes older women experience during menopause, but what is not well kn...

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What We Can’t Live Without, But Throw Away Everyday

We cut it, fold it, print it, post it, read it, craft it, pack it and even declare our love on it. Paper, what would we do without you? Even with smart phones and email offering us the real chance of a paperless life, th...

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Billabong Retreat – Relaxation, Mindfulness, Yoga and Meditation

Stressed, overworked, always rushing, gridlocked traffic, noisy neighbours, rich foods, sugar, coffee, alcohol, late nights, iphones, ipads, ipods… aaarghh! Living in Sydney is manic, and if you’re like me – on...

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