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Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down

By Dan Hutton on June 30, 2011 in Other

Up – Fiji Time – The Fijians excuse for anything and everything running late forces you to sit back and relax.

Down – Deadlines – Unfortunately deadlines do not accept ‘Fiji Time’ as a legitimate excuse for being late!

Up – Private Health Insurance – It seems like a lot of money at the time but geez it saves you some when you do yourself a mischief.

Down – Bunnings Randwick – Who do you have to root to get some service in that place? Stick to the local hardware stores people.

Up – Grocery Shopping – It’s a pain in the arse but you’ll save yourself a fortune by shopping at an actual supermarket.

Down – A Flooded Garage – Thankfully it flooded after distribution and now all leaks have been plugged!

Up – Hot Water Bottles – Made even better when accompanied with a lamb’s wool cover – bedroom bliss!

Down – Toll Fines – Surely motorbikes and scooters should have a reduced toll, or better still, no toll at all.

Up – Free Wi-fi – More cafes in the Eastern Suburbs need free wi-fi. We’re sick of working from home.