Beardy from Hell – March 2021

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Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 One of your closest friends hasn’t been wiping their arse properly. Avoid touching them at all costs.   Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 Take a holiday to regional New South Wales so you: a) Appreciate liv...

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Supermarket Giants Come to Bronte

News

The hotly contested Woolworths Metro, built on the site of the former Bronte RSL, is set to open in April 2021. Opposition against the overdevelopment of the RSL site has been ongoing for over nine years, as the site mov...

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Mushroom, Leek and Three Cheese Lasagne

Food

Rich, robust and meat-free, this vegetarian lasagne consisting of layers of soft pasta, oozy cheeses and a variety of mushrooms is injected with loads of flavour. It can be made in advance and will feed quite a few hungr...

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Big Noodle Energy

Food

After spending nearly my entire summer in the Bondi bubble, at the end of the school holidays I decided to venture out into the great abyss in an attempt to broaden my cultural experiences. What better place to start, I ...

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Looking After Each Other and Ourselves

Other

We all understand the importance of looking after others, whether it’s someone immediately dependent upon us or a stranger that we’ve never met. It is very obvious that a shared community value here in the Eastern Su...

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Making Music: Mordor

Arts

There is a stigma amongst regular folk that metal bands are made up of strange, aggressive beings, who spend a lot of time indoors. This is untrue, most of them aren’t aggressive. Mordor kick the other stereotypes too ...

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Dogs under Attack at Mackenzie’s Bay

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Dogs at Mackenzies Bay are under attack after Waverley Council approved plans to construct a park for SUVs at the tiny beach. The news has angered pet owners who resent the intrusion of off-road drivers into a space they...

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To Discuss or Argue?

Other

Have you ever had an argument where you felt you were right and the other person was just plain wrong? Maybe it was over a simple thing like whose turn it was to take out the garbage, or perhaps something a little heavie...

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The Unreliable Guide to…Vax or Not to Vax

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Ok, this is not a discussion about whether or not you should get your children vaccinated against measles, etc. That’s not a question, it’s a no-brainer, so go and do it you muppet. This is about the new, very new, r...

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Alleged Crimes of the East

Other

Gas bottle causes car explosion A man was injured when a gas bottle exploded in his car parked at the south end of Maroubra Beach. Police said it was a self-harm attempt. Miraculously, the 63-year-old man did not suffer ...

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