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December Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down

By Dan Hutton on November 25, 2011 in Other

Up – The Festive Season – Warm weather, Christmas parties, presents, seafood, tropical fruits, family, good times.

Down – The Santa Talk – Telling your kids that you’ve been lying to them for five years can cause serious trust issues.

Up – Siri – The voice recognition assistant feature on the new iPhone 4S is the shizz (when it recognises my westy accent).

Down – 7 Billion – That’s the number of people on the planet right now. It’s hard to argue that it’s not too many.

Up – Landrover Defenders – The best cars on the road. Rugged, sexy, made of steel and The Beast now has a 1977 model!

Down – Warranties – Why is that shit always spontaneously combusts one week after the warranty expires?

Up – Charlie’s Foodworks – Thanks to John, Mick and co. for getting our car running after it broke down and a tree fell on it!

Down – Scooter Thieves – To the arseholes who stole my Honda Lead scooter, I hope you crash into a fast moving bus!

Up – Hyams Beach – If you’re keen to get out of Sydney for a weekend, look no further than Hyams. It is pure magic.