
Horses to be Breath Tested at Randwick Racecourse
Satire
Horses at Royal Randwick Racecourse will now be subjected to mandatory breath testing during major carnivals in an effort to stem the rise in drug-induced unsporting behaviour. The Australian Turf Club (ATC) will work in...
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Video of the Week – Bondi Eats with Bondi Harvest (Presented by QT Bondi)
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In today’s Video of the Week, Bondi local, celebrity chef and founder of Bondi Harvest Guy Turland gives us his tips on the best of Bondi – the food, the scene and what he loves most. Guy is an absolute legen...
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Zucchini Pasta with Prawns, Chilli and Lemon
Food
Zucchini pasta, also known as zoodles or zuchetti, has become one of the best alternatives to wheat-based pasta due to the neutral flavour of the zucchini and its ability to hold its shape and soak up delicious flavours....
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Letters September 2016
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Twisted Fortunes I really enjoy the twisted fortunes appearing each month in The Beast’s star signs. Clearly the author, Beardy from Hell, is a keen wit and rather pleasantly twisted as well. In his pic he looks like a...
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The A-Z of Living a Plastic-Free Life
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Following Plastic Free July, you’ve probably heard all the hoo-ha about the scourge of plastic on our planet. This is a very real and scary problem that has been receiving much deserved public attention lately. An esti...
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Dog For Adoption – Bowie
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AGE 6 months SEX Female BREED Lab X Siberian WEIGHT 16kg Bowie came from the pound with a fractured hip, but she can now run and play with other dogs. She is a gentle, calm girl for her age, sleeps though the night and c...
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What Are You Running From?
Sport
Ah, spring, you magnificent beast. Vanquish those cold mornings and let us wallow in your warm and loving embrace. Is there any better time of year? No. If you think otherwise, you must either still be in school or youâ€...
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September Thumbs
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Up THE OLYMPICS – We completely forgot to mention the Olympics in the last edition of The Beast, but that’s not to say we don’t love the Games! NEW ARRIVALS – The Beast family will be growing by one at the end of...
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Local Chick – Natalie Almond
People
Natalie Almond is a bit of a nut (her joke, not mine). She lives in Maroubra and owns Anahata Yoga Space. She shares her local favourites with The Beast… How long have you lived here? I’ve been living and loving ...
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Video of the Week: Watch This Self-Proclaimed Idiot Hop Freight Trains To Montauk
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Watch This Self-Proclaimed Idiot Hop Freight Trains To Montauk from Gothamist on Vimeo. What happens when Jeff Seal tries to hop freight trains to Montauk? Well, you’ll just have to hit play to find out. One thing ...
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