Beardy from Hell – December 2020
Satire
Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Borrow as much money as possible and invest in just about anything to avoid being left behind by the rest of the world. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Evil forces are trying to take advantage of you, s...
Read More >Prawns, Whipped Feta, Roasted Tomato Dip and Flatbread
Food
This Greek inspired share plate is perfect for the silly season. I hope it gives you some entertaining inspiration for all the summer soirees to come. Ingredients Marinated prawns 800gm fresh green raw prawns (peeled, de...
Read More >Local Artist: Camille Fox from Bondi
People
Introducing the talent behind this month’s cover illustration, Bondi artist Camille Fox… How long have you lived here? I arrived with my parents in 1960 as a French speaking migrant from the Middle East and was p...
Read More >The Healthiest Store in Sydney
Food
Harry Tsoukalas was a chippy with a dodgy back, heart issues and bad circulation, but a change in diet drastically changed his life. His switch to a clean, plant-based diet not only fixed most of Harry’s chronic health...
Read More >Colour Me Purple
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It seems odd that a balmy late spring month when the flowers are blooming, the air temperature is rising and most of us are planning our summer holidays, should begin with reminders of death. All Hallows, All Saints and ...
Read More >Making Music: Carey Street
Arts
Listening to a Carey St song for the first time is one of those strange moments where you question everything you know about the world. Are they really so young? Surely there’s a mistake in the bio? Abby Taylor’s voc...
Read More >Alleged Crimes of the East
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Knife-wielding robber A man armed with a knife threatened a young female supermarket employee in a late night robbery on Anzac Parade, Kingsford. The robber (above), fled with the cash register. Out in the street he thre...
Read More >Bondi Needs a Private Beach Club
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The famous sands of Bondi Beach could soon enjoy an injection of culture if the Amalfi Beach Club is approved. The private club would cordon off two per cent of the beach and deliver desperately needed joie de vivre to t...
Read More >Beware the Rabbit Hole – Part 2
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My parents love reading The Beast and are big fans of Pearl. They don’t live in Sydney, so I post them a copy via snail mail each month. The magazine keeps them in the loop with what’s happening in my local ‘hood a...
Read More >The Unreliable Guide to… Summer Holidays, 2020 Style
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The Unreliable Guide thought 2020 would be the year we finally went to Argentina. We’ve always wanted to go; what’s not to love about a country famous for red wine, sexy tango, and BBQ? We bought a guidebook, watched...
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