The Beast’s Monthly Mailbag
People
What is Bronte Surf Club? Bronte Surf Club has been a much loved institution since it arose from the community in the very early 1900s. It has done more than patrol the sands on summer weekends; it has had a very importa...
Read More >A Message From Your New COVID-19 Ambassador
Satire
With a second wave of The Great Toilet Roll Shortage of 2020 waiting to engulf New South Wales, Pearl has appointed herself ‘COVID-19 Ambassador’, hoping to attract the same $345,000 pay packet offered to Scott Cam b...
Read More >Local Artist…Jenny Ham from Bellevue Hill
People
Introducing this month’s talented cover artist, Bellevue Hill’s legendary lady, Jenny Ham… How long have you lived here? About 12 years now, but over 30 years living in and around Bondi. I moved here from Engla...
Read More >The Aesthetic of Rampant Capitalism
News
Bondi locals are frustrated and disillusioned with council processes after the approval of a development that they feel contradicts the stated aims of Waverley Council. Residents of Castlefield street in Bondi petitioned...
Read More >Star Signs
Satire
Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 Why are you spending so much money on self-help when you actually need a trained professional to help you? Leo Jul 23-Aug 22 You’re at the peak of your ploughing abilities, so be sure to let as man...
Read More >Shepherd’s Pie with Smoky Potato and Parmesan Topping
Food
What’s not to love about a pie in winter, or any time of year? For this shepherd’s pie, I’ve gone with a classic potato top, but made it smoky with a parmesan crunch. The pie is full of easily accessible ingredient...
Read More >Pilgrims Finally Arrives in Bronte
Food
The opening of a fresh vegetarian eatery on Macpherson Street, Bronte, is very much a family affair. Three great local families – the Quigleys, Bardettas and Stewarts – have joined forces to open the Bronte i...
Read More >How Best to Recognise and Thank our Frontline Workers
Other
I was brought up to believe that all work is valuable and no job more important than another, but events of the past six months have challenged this belief as we have all come to realise our collective dependence on the ...
Read More >The Year of the Asterisk*
Sport
2020 has obviously been a tough year for everyone. With sport now more or less back on, at least there is an escape for those of us who love watching people make the best of their athletic abilities for our own mindless ...
Read More >COVID-19 Exposes the Deplorable State of Literacy in the Eastern Suburbs
Satire
The desperately poor rates of literacy among residents of the Eastern Suburbs are being blamed for the alarmingly high number of COVID-19 cases in the region. The suburb of Waverley recorded the most cases in all of Sydn...
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Recent Comments
Dr Marjorie O'Neill - Labor's Shining Light
mike danzey: Marjorie meet with me regarding State Land Tax [SLT] policy to undermining the viability of privately funded 'exclusively rental housing while, each level of Government constantly advise of a re...
read more > Comments [ 2 ]Dr Marjorie O'Neill - Labor's Shining Light
mike danzey: Marjorie ageed to meet with me regarding the significant undermine of exclusively rental housing by State Land Tax [SLT] if privately funded and especially , when rental housing was under extreme ...
read more > Comments [ 2 ]Scott Morrison Imprisoned for UnAustralian Activities
Terry: Dear Beast, following the Royal Commissioner's findings into Robodebt, principally that our mostcorruot & evil primeminister Scott Morrison, lied & misled everyone from the cabinet down to wel...
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