The Beast’s Monthly Mailbag

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Nunn the Wiser Dear James – Thank you for trying – you gave it a good shot – but, lo and behold, Dave Sharma was all over you and all over your pseudo hidden left-wing social and political agendas. Whil...

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Spare a Thought For Shaz

Satire

Pearl is always ready to assist those in need, offering advice and raising public awareness of issues that may not be deemed worthy or politically palatable by the mainstream press. Last month it was the Emu Export-depri...

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Local Artist…Harrison Murdoch from Bondi

People

Introducing Bondi’s Harrison Murdoch, a talented young artist and the mastermind of this month’s cover illustration… How long have you lived here? I moved up from Melbourne when I was 8, so 13 years now. Why do...

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Beardy From Hell – April 2020

Satire

Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 It’s always nice to see the absolute best in people, but it will allow them to get away with their absolute worst. Taurus Apr 21-May 21 Hanging around people with lots of money will only make you fe...

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Pork Sausage, Zucchini & Ricotta Rigatoni

Food

The way Italians pair ingredients to create an incredibly tasty pasta dish is truly inspiring, as is their ability to keep things simple. When we think of creating pasta at home, we often head straight for the tomatoes. ...

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Bee-eautiful!

Other

One of the factors that unites residents of the Eastern Beaches is the beautiful environment we are so privileged to live in. While we are dealing with the impact of increased population density and transportation diffic...

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Snookered

Sport

Ronnie O’Sullivan, probably the best snooker player of all time, on the piss during competition. Photo: Maggie BeerAt some stage in all our lives, we’ll find ourselves with a long bit of wood in our hand, staring...

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When Near Enough is Good Enough

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One of my most vivid memories as a kid was the day I received my trial HSC results for English. I sat there in eager anticipation, somewhat confident, while the papers were handed back. I’d read the novel, done the stu...

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Dual Currency System to Operate in Yarra Bay

Satire

The suburb of Phillip Bay is set to operate under a system of dual currencies once the Mega Cruise Ship terminal is completed at Yarra Bay. The entire suburb will be re-classified as a Mega Economic Zone and will accept ...

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The Unreliable Guide to… Birthdays

Satire

It’s The Unreliable Guide’s birthday soon and we couldn’t be more delighted. We have already started to sing 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club’ – “Go shorty, it’s your birthday, we gonna party like it’s your ...

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