A Life Without Sport
Sport
Last Saturday afternoon I heard the birds singing in my backyard for the first time. It could have been a beautiful moment, but they were Indian mynas, so I immediately ran out and hurled some empty beer cans at them. Ba...
Read More >That Big River in Egypt
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The world has changed forever. Much of what we took for granted a month ago has gone. It seems pointless to go over what these changes are, because even while this edition of The Beast is on the printing press it will ha...
Read More >Centennial Park to Host New Mountain Bike Trails
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A mini mountain bike park and trail network is to be created in Centennial Park, much to the delight of riders in the Eastern Suburbs. The MTB Park will be established in the wooded area between the reservoir and the fed...
Read More >The Unreliable Guide To… Lockdown
Satire
By the time this goes to print, Australia will probably have followed the rest of the world and gone into full-on lockdown. As I’m writing this, it’s estimated that one third of the world’s population is in lockdow...
Read More >OMG. Beach, Please. WTF?
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“All men are perverts and liars.” My mother told me that. She used to say it with such glee, I think the thought quite excited her. Never mind the fact I was a young man myself or that my father was in the room. I do...
Read More >It’s Still Okay to Smile
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“Why did I even buy a 2020 planner!?” After all, everything’s cancelled. And everything’s changing, almost every day, in every corner of the world. Birthdays, weddings, festivals, footy, jobs, futures. I can...
Read More >How to Have an Abandoned Vehicle Removed Legally (and Illegally)
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Anyone who has attempted to park in the Bronte Cutting or the streets of Bondi and Coogee over summer will be aware that a parking spot in our local area is a rare and beautiful thing. The combination of high-density liv...
Read More >No Bones About it, Bonnie is the Best
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Hard work has paid off for local butcher Bonnie Ewan after she took out the prestigious National Apprentice of the Year award at a gruelling five-day competition at Terrigal last month. She beat six other state finalists...
Read More >Bondi Guardians by Terry Jenkings – Bondi’s Lesser Known Story
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Bondi is commonly known around the world for being Sydney’s most famous beach. It’s big blue skies, clear turquoise water and welcoming warm sand filled with bikini clad girls and sun-kissed surfers draws millions of...
Read More >COVID-19 Closeout
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It was a tipping point in the Australian response to the COVID-19 crisis – March 20, 2020. Maybe it will be remembered as ‘COVID Friday’ in years to come. Social distancing and self-isolating measures had been ...
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