The Shire Sends ScoMo Back to Where He Came From
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Scott Morrison and his family have been forcibly removed from the Sutherland Shire and sent back to Morrison’s birthplace, the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. The Prime Minister, his wife and two daughters were kicked out o...
Read More >Put Away Your Phone and Put Pen to Paper
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I’m genuinely surprised that there aren’t more accidents and general chaos as a result of our ridiculous dependency on mobile phones. Whether you’re on a bus, at the pub or walking down the street, you’re guarant...
Read More >Waverley Council Commits to Phasing Out Glyphosate Use
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In the August edition of The Beast we published an article detailing what our councils were doing to minimise the use of Roundup and other glyphosate-based weedkillers in the local area. We promised to keep you posted as...
Read More >State Level Leadership Required on Single-Use Plastics
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Whether you received this magazine through your letter box or read it at your favourite cafe, you obviously live near the beach. It’s therefore safe to assume that you give a shit (or at least should) about the damagin...
Read More >Speak Now, or Forever Hold Your Peace
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When the current Bronte Surf Life Saving Club was built, the club had around 250 members. Now, forty-five years later, this local gem is bursting at the seams with community participation and membership is now nearing 2,...
Read More >Local Chick… Lucy Pearson from Tamarama
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Tamarama lass Lucy Pearson runs The Literary Edit, a book blog featuring book reviews and literary-themed travel. Lucy shares her local favourites with The Beast… How long have you lived here? I moved to Bondi almost f...
Read More >Has Australia Reached Peak Commission and Inquiry?
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Australian politicians love a good old Royal Commission or Parliamentary Inquiry to divert the media’s attention away from the plight of fluffy animals and climate change. There’s nothing more cleansing to the soul t...
Read More >Monthly Mailbag – October 2019
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How Good is God Dear Pearl – Your most recent article (How Good is God, The Beast, September 2019) misrepresents the truth three times in the first paragraph. You wrote that PM Scott Morrison “commandeered the po...
Read More >Derek Rielly – The Wordsmith
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Bondi wordsmith and surf fanatic Derek Rielly has enjoyed a successful publishing career. After co-founding Stab magazine with his friend Sam McIntosh, Derek went on to establish surf website BeachGrit.com with his buddy...
Read More >Beardy from Hell – September 2019
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Virgo Aug 23-Sep 23 Whatever it is that’s been getting on your nerves for a while, you need to deal with it now so you can move on with your life. Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 Although you think that smoking hot work colleague ...
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