In my role as self-appointed COVID ambassador, I genuinely envy the anti-COVID protestors with their self-assuredness and willingness to blatantly protest vaccine mandates and public health measures proven to save lives ...

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Just because you keep waking up in the middle of the night super horny, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to FaceTime your ex at 4am. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Anyone carrying a yoga mat in public can...

Waverley, Randwick and Woollahra Councils have combined to develop the DogDobber app and rid the Eastern Suburbs of the scourge of irresponsible dog owners. The world-first initiative will allow residents to dob in a dog...

The Unreliable Guide has several friends who are house-hunting at the moment and it’s not going well for any of them. Some are looking to buy, others to rent, some want a new city pad, others, thanks to lockdown, want ...

COVID has truly been an inconvenience for the yummy mummies of the East. While the people of the Western Suburbs have happily endured isolation doing what comes naturally – watching TV, existing on VB and McDonalds...

Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Now that you’ve got your ‘freedom’, you’ll pine for the good ol’ days when you could easily avoid your friends and colleagues. Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 You should urgently sort out your s...

Sunbaking will make its Olympic debut at Brisbane 2032 and Eastern Suburbs residents are expected to scoop the medals. Sunbaking is the first new sport to be added to the program after the International Olympic Committee...

Until most Australians are vaccinated against COVID, Pearl has elected to extend her contract as self-appointed COVID Ambassador to Australia and will continue each month to advise the masses on appropriate behaviour whi...

Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 If you haven’t learnt an instrument or a language during lockdown, there’s still time to master the triangle or pig Latin. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a dif...