Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 Why are you spending so much money on self-help when you actually need a trained professional to help you? Leo Jul 23-Aug 22 You’re at the peak of your ploughing abilities, so be sure to let as man...

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The desperately poor rates of literacy among residents of the Eastern Suburbs are being blamed for the alarmingly high number of COVID-19 cases in the region. The suburb of Waverley recorded the most cases in all of Sydn...

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So far, 2020 can be summed up with one word: uncertainty. The dictionary defines uncertainty as something that cannot be relied on or fully known, where outcomes are not definite. Sound familiar? First of all, we had the...

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GENTRIFICATION Dear Pearl – Being so in touch with local ‘goings on’, I’m sure you would have heard about Bronte Surf Life Saving Club’s plans to take over a big chunk of the park and privatise it for their...

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Gemini May 22-Jun 21 As Australia comes out of lockdown, you’ll look back on all the spare time you wasted and regret it for the rest of your life. Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 Spending money you don’t have to buy things you...

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The famous sands of Bondi Beach will tremble with the thunder of horses’ hooves as jousting replaces professional sports during the COVID-19 restrictions. The medieval sport will make its long-awaited comeback due to i...

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If you look up synonyms of the word ‘distance’ you get some rather bleak results: coldness, aloofness, detachment, reserve, remoteness, void. No wonder going to Woolies is about as much fun as being invited to a part...

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While Australians were focussed solely on The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 (aka COVID-19), little did we know that the prime minister was covertly “committing Australia to God”. I am not against ScoMo making a...

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Taurus Apr 21-May 21 Have a crack at writing a song. Everyone’s got a number one hit inside them somewhere, you just need to dig it out. Gemini May 22-Jun 21 Stop stressing. The entire world is f*cked, so take comfort ...

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I received an anonymous call from a woman wanting to make a confession in person about a disturbing habit she had recently developed. I recorded this confession and have dictated here. I cannot express how dear I hold to...

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