The Unreliable Guide has been wondering if privacy is an endangered species? We live in an inescapable tsunami of data, merrily uploading everything from our breakfast burrito to our baby’s first steps (copyright now h...

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Pearl is easily offended, and I am finding my propensity to take offence has undoubtedly risen during ‘The COVID’. I find it offensive that Scott Morrison denigrates the Australian flag by wearing it in the form of a...

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Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 One of your closest friends hasn’t been wiping their arse properly. Avoid touching them at all costs.   Aries Mar 21-Apr 20 Take a holiday to regional New South Wales so you: a) Appreciate liv...

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Dogs at Mackenzies Bay are under attack after Waverley Council approved plans to construct a park for SUVs at the tiny beach. The news has angered pet owners who resent the intrusion of off-road drivers into a space they...

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Ok, this is not a discussion about whether or not you should get your children vaccinated against measles, etc. That’s not a question, it’s a no-brainer, so go and do it you muppet. This is about the new, very new, r...

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As self-appointed COVID Ambassador, Pearl feels it is time to weigh in on the unleashed dog debate before it threatens to spill over into civil unrest on the genteel streets of the Eastern Suburbs. Pearl can be trusted t...

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Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 It’s time for a career change. You could make quite good money as a hooker if only you’d invest in a spot of plastic surgery. Pisces Feb 20-Mar 20 Work really, really hard so you can give the g...

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One fine day in Sydney’s egalitarian Eastern Suburbs… Bill G’day. Bob G’day, sorry I’m late, big night last night. Bill No worries. Are we gonna make it on time? Bob Yeah, we should. That light’s still gr...

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As Australia’s self-appointed COVID-19 Ambassador, Pearl is proud that the people of the Eastern Suburbs have managed to cruise through the past year by employing inventive ways to ease the economic and social distress...

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Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 If you haven’t been getting enough loving lately, it could be time to start using your imagination to sort yourself out. Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 Overgrooming can look ridiculous, but a reasonable...

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