Sunbaking will make its Olympic debut at Brisbane 2032 and Eastern Suburbs residents are expected to scoop the medals. Sunbaking is the first new sport to be added to the program after the International Olympic Committee...

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The Unreliable Guide is really pissed off. Right now, I’m getting four or five scam texts a day telling me I’ve got a delivery. Liars! They don’t have news about my lovely order of Byron Bay paleo muesli, they want...

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Until most Australians are vaccinated against COVID, Pearl has elected to extend her contract as self-appointed COVID Ambassador to Australia and will continue each month to advise the masses on appropriate behaviour whi...

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Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 If you haven’t learnt an instrument or a language during lockdown, there’s still time to master the triangle or pig Latin. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a dif...

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The 2021 Australian Census has revealed an increase in the number of Eastern Suburbs residents self-identifying as VIP. The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has not yet released official figures, but confirmed the t...

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Here’s a thing The Unreliable Guide never expected to miss – browsing in shops. Due to COVID-19, browsing is currently an illegal activity in NSW, but it was never something I particularly enjoyed anyway. Shoppin...

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Who the hell is governing Australia? It’s not the elected prime minister, who instead of spending precious time on all things COVID has been squandering it in parliament gazing lovingly at Barnaby Joyce as he enlighten...

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Bronte locals are furious that the arrival of the new Woolworths Metro store in Macpherson Street has ruined the character of their beloved village and destroyed their chances of being crowned Village of the Year. Proud ...

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This month, Pearl’s sentiments and concerns go out to the disparate and disorientated mob of people who attended the anti-COVID lockdown rally in July. As self-appointed COVID Ambassador (Mr PM, I’m still waiting on ...

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Our region’s best athletes will fight for suburban supremacy in the inaugural Eastern Suburbs Olympics during July and August. Super-talented locals will represent their suburbs in the IOC-sanctioned event and will com...

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