The Beast’s Monthly Mail Bag

People

Punch Up Hi James – We were disgusted to read Kieran Blake’s article in the November edition, titled ‘Safe Injecting Space Planned for Mackenzies Bay’. Sure, dogs pooping freely in the bay sucks, but what an ...

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A Christmas Prayer for Those in Need

Satire

Part of Pearl’s role as self-appointed COVID-19 Ambassador is to provide pastoral care to the masses, but I have noticed during these troubling times that those most in need are the affluent and powerful who feel threa...

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Local Artist: Geoff Taylor from Clovelly

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Clovelly artist Geoff Taylor enjoys painting and drawing and has done several works featuring our local area. Geoff was diagnosed with Motor Neuron Disease (MND) in October 2018 and has since lost the use of his right ha...

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Beardy from Hell – November 2020

Satire

Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Intelligence, work ethic, and likeability are three qualities guaranteed to bring success. If you possess two, you’ll still be fine. Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Don’t get too cocky when you’re i...

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Potato, Herb and Roasted Chickpea Salad, with Orange Vinaigrette and Tzatziki

Food

This month’s recipe is a tasty potato salad with a Mediterranean flavour, perfect for spring. Rather than a mayonnaise base, I’ve made it light and zesty with orange vinaigrette and an abundance of herbs. I use seaso...

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Salty’s: Tangibly Exciting

Food

There is something in the air, can you feel it? Multiple days without any new COVID cases in New South Wales and some scorching hot weather have triggered an awakening. Instead of Corona, there is now a tangible exciteme...

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Between the Living and the Dead

Other

As the weather improves, we are reminded daily of the changing of seasons. Be it the Jewish Day of Atonement Yom Kippur, the Christians’ All Saints Day, the Hindu Five Days of Diwali, The Prophet’s Birthday or Hallow...

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Safe Injecting Space Planned for Mackenzie’s Bay

Satire

Drug addicts will be able to legally consume any form of illicit drug at Mackenzies Bay after Waverley Council declared the beach an open-air safe injecting space. Hardcore junkies, professional footballers, and recreati...

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Alleged Crimes of the East

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Friendly call to La Perouse, Bondi blitz Officers from Eastern Beaches Police’s Crime Prevention Unit visited ‘The Loop’ at La Perouse on a mission to build relationships with the local community. People came and c...

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Beware the Rabbit Hole

Other

I was recently chewing the fat with my neighbour when the topic turned to kids and screen time. She asked me if I’d seen the film The Social Dilemma? At that time I hadn’t, and when I asked her about it she responded...

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