Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 If you haven’t been getting enough loving lately, it could be time to start using your imagination to sort yourself out. Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 Overgrooming can look ridiculous, but a reasonable...

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Borrow as much money as possible and invest in just about anything to avoid being left behind by the rest of the world. Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20 Evil forces are trying to take advantage of you, s...

The famous sands of Bondi Beach could soon enjoy an injection of culture if the Amalfi Beach Club is approved. The private club would cordon off two per cent of the beach and deliver desperately needed joie de vivre to t...

The Unreliable Guide thought 2020 would be the year we finally went to Argentina. We’ve always wanted to go; what’s not to love about a country famous for red wine, sexy tango, and BBQ? We bought a guidebook, watched...

Part of Pearl’s role as self-appointed COVID-19 Ambassador is to provide pastoral care to the masses, but I have noticed during these troubling times that those most in need are the affluent and powerful who feel threa...

Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Intelligence, work ethic, and likeability are three qualities guaranteed to bring success. If you possess two, you’ll still be fine. Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21 Don’t get too cocky when you’re i...

Drug addicts will be able to legally consume any form of illicit drug at Mackenzies Bay after Waverley Council declared the beach an open-air safe injecting space. Hardcore junkies, professional footballers, and recreati...

The Unreliable Guide loves to travel, so the restrictions caused by the pandemic have been depressing. I know we shouldn’t complain; at the time of writing, poor Melburnians can’t even leave the house, while we are s...

It’s COVID-19 Ambassador Pearl Bullivant here, doing what she does best – giving advice and assisting Australians to live the best life they can during the ‘One Nine’. This month, Pearl will be tackling the c...

Libra Sep 24-Oct 23 You’ll know the job market’s really f*cked when you see your privileged Anglo mates driving around on Deliveroo scooters. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Pretty much every single person you do business with...